Entries Tagged as 'irony'
September 23rd, 2008 · 3 Comments
A comment on America’s financial woes, as reported in the latest edition of Harper’s Weekly:
“The private market has screwed itself up,” said Representative Barney Frank (D., Mass.), “and they need the government to come help them unscrew it.”
A close second, also from Harper’s Weekly:
“My first instinct,” said President George W. Bush, “was to let the […]
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Tags: americas · darn tootin' · finance · funny · government · irony · money
While the RIAA conjures up images of sinister high-tech pirates slaving day and night to crack the latest DRM copy protections, some guy walking by Bono’s house managed to record four tracks off U2’s upcoming album.
From the Telegraph:
The first studio album by Irish rock band U2 in four years has been leaked onto the Internet […]
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Tags: dumb · funny · irony · music
While the world looks China-ward, mesmerized by Beijing’s Olympic flash and dash, Russia has quietly mobilized its powerful military and invaded a neighbouring country.
Russia insists it stepped in to protect its citizens living in the separatist Georgian region of South Ossetia, who have faced harassment and bombings by Georgian troops. Russian officials say they […]
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Tags: europe · holy crap · irony · news · russia · sad · war
About 25 young ne’erdowells are being forced to take court-ordered poetry classes after they threw a party in Robert Frost’s summer Vermont home, smashing windows and furniture and littering the property with plastic beer cups.
And yes, I came up with that headline all by myself.
From AP/AOL News:
“Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,” [the teacher] […]
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Tags: books · darn tootin' · dumb · funny · irony · law and order · writing
Remember those ads for Lifelock, an identity theft prevention company, where the firm’s CEO plasters his social security number on the sides of buses to illustrate the effectiveness of his protection services? Enter the inevitable:
From the New York Times:
Attorney David Paris said he found records of other people applying for or receiving driver’s licenses […]
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Tags: dumb · funny · irony · law and order · news · privacy