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i for one welcome our new hyperintelligent octopus overlords

December 17th, 2009 · 1 Comment

Before I read this, I didn’t know that octopuses could navigate mazes, solve problems, and even work the lid off a screw-top jar in search of food.
Wikipedia says:

An octopus has a highly complex nervous system, only part of which is localized in its brain. Two-thirds of an octopus’s neurons are found in the nerve cords […]

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Tags: curio · fauna · fun and games · funny · nature · neato · uk

messenger pigeons transmit data faster than the internet

September 11th, 2009 · No Comments

At least in South Africa.
Frustrated with Telkom, South Africa’s biggest ISP, the cheeky staff at a South African IT company devised a race to see what would be faster: e-mailing a large file from their Pietermaritzburg offices to the city of Durban, 77 km away, or strapping a data stick to a pigeon’s leg and […]

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Tags: africa · crazy · curio · dumb · fauna · funny · irony · neato · tech

how to fake a sports injury

September 3rd, 2009 · No Comments

All you Italian soccer players out there can skip this lesson — hell, you could probably teach the class.
The BBC asks the asinine question: “Could a rugby injury be faked?” Yes, yes it could — and Nick Asbury of the Royal Shakespeare Company has put together a tutorial video to show you how, complete […]

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Tags: funny · movies/tv/video · sport · uk

free boob jobs offered to czech nurses

June 19th, 2009 · 2 Comments

As the Western world looks for ways to stave off a massive impending nursing shortage, the Czech Republic has come up with a novel way to attract nurses from other, richer countries: free boob jobs for everyone. I’m not sure if this makes the Czech Republic a better place to be a nurse, but […]

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Tags: europe · funny · medicine · news

booty-shaking burger commercial for kids

April 24th, 2009 · 7 Comments

So you’re an advertising exec at Burger King. In these tough economic times, you reason, Burger King needs a children’s commercial that will grab attention and boost sales. Kids, you know, like Spongebob Squarepants. They also like rap. And lord knows, they totally dig a nice big bedonkadonk. There’s really […]

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Tags: americas · consumer · crazy · food · funny · media · opinion · pop culture · usa · wtf?

www.peoplewhositinthedisabilityseatswhenim standingonmycrutches.com

April 23rd, 2009 · 1 Comment

So there’s this guy with a broken foot in New York who has been hobbling around town on crutches, and who’s fed up with perfectly healthy people who refuse to give up subway seats reserved for people with limited mobility. He’s so fed up, in fact, that he started taking their pictures and posting […]

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Tags: americas · darn tootin' · funny · photography · transport · usa

study: montrealers are the best-looking canadians

March 25th, 2009 · 2 Comments

Now I know what you’re thinking: more Montreal bias from Mark. But this isn’t coming from me — it’s science. Well, sort of. Actually not at all.
A joint analysis by the Toronto Sun and beautifulpeople.com — pillars of the research community that they are — has finally produced incontrovertible evidence of what […]

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Tags: canada · darn tootin' · funny · montreal · neato

fancy mouth-rinsing toothbrush down from $1,750 to just $1.18

March 13th, 2009 · 3 Comments

It’s a pretty blindingly simple design — the Amron Experimental toothbrush has a little groove on the back that directs water from the tap into your mouth. I’m not sure how many people picked one up at the original price — or what’s so experimental about this thing — but if some sucker actually […]

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Tags: consumer · curio · design · funny · invention · movies/tv/video · neato

egyptian strongman apparently has “260 horsepower”

March 10th, 2009 · 1 Comment

In case you’re not an automotive engineer, that translates to the strength of about 104 trained athletes at peak output, or 2.4 Hyundai Accents. Take that, Spock.
I’m not inclined to put much stock in this one, and I can’t find any independent verification of this anywhere, but according to this video report from Egypt’s […]

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Tags: africa · curio · funny · holy crap · middle east · neato

a brief history of throwing gunk at u.k. politicians

March 6th, 2009 · 2 Comments

CNN takes a rare look beyond the borders of the Homeland to chronicle Britain’s long, proud tradition of throwing disgusting things in politicians’ faces. It’s not exactly news, but it beats the hell out of this, so we’ll call it a step in the right direction:
Here’s an excerpt:

Friday’s custard attack by an environmental campaigner […]

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Tags: crazy · funny · news · politics · uk