When politicians throw a party, their organizers work long and hard in the shadows to make sure people come. Usually this is easier said than done, and a good speech’s impact can be quickly deflated by a TV cameraman’s pan shot of a skimpy, scattered, ragtag-looking crowd. So for organizers, there are a […]
Entries Tagged as 'election'
obama addresses 200,000 people — in berlin
July 25th, 2008 · 1 Comment
Tags: election · europe · news · obama · politics · usa
torture, beatings and murders finally pay off
June 23rd, 2008 · 1 Comment
Zimbabwe’s opposition leader, Morgan Tsvangirai, announced yesterday that his Movement for Democratic Change (MDC) party is pulling out of the presidential run-off election, even though he won the main election held a few weeks ago. He says President Robert Mugabe’s widespread use of rape, torture, beatings and murder to intimidate opposition voters has made […]
Tags: africa · election · news · politics · sad · zimbabwe
zimbabwe launches operation “where did you put your vote,” promises “bullets for each of you”
June 13th, 2008 · No Comments
Human Rights Watch has just released its report on the ongoing violence in Zimbabwe, entitled “Bullets for Each of You.” The title is taken from a Zimbabwean army address to villagers in Karoi, a small city in the province of Mashonaland West:
“If you vote for MDC in the presidential runoff election, you have seen […]
Tags: africa · election · news · politics · sad · torture · zimbabwe
the poetry of barack obama
May 20th, 2008 · No Comments
Someone has dug up a very trippy poem by a 20-year-old Barack Obama, penned back in 1981:
Under water grottos, caverns
Filled with apes
That eat figs
Stepping on the figs
That the apes
Eat, they crunch
The apes howl, bare
Their fangs, dance,
Tumble in the
Rushing water
Musty, wet pelts
Glistening in the blue.
On a perhaps related note, when Obama was asked last year whether […]
Tags: drugs · election · obama · usa · writing
new 19-year-old mayor wants a girlfriend
May 20th, 2008 · 1 Comment
The 40,000 residents of Muskogee, Oklahoma have elected 19-year-old John Tyler Hammons as mayor. A crossover candidate if there ever was one, Hammons heads both the Young Republicans and the Young Democrats at his college. He garnered 69 per cent of the vote, beating three-time mayor Herschel McBride.
And for all you eligible young […]
Tags: election · funny · neato · news · usa
south african dockworkers refuse to unload zimbabwe’s weapons
April 18th, 2008 · No Comments
A Chinese freighter brimming with rocket-propelled grenades, mortars and three million rounds of AK-47 ammo has docked at the South African port of Durban, with Robert Mugabe’s landlocked fiefdom in Zimbabwe as its intended final destination. The shipment is especially disconcerting because Mugabe has refused to release two-week-old election results that would almost certainly […]
Tags: africa · china · darn tootin' · election · guns · news · politics · sad · zimbabwe
mugabe may preparing “war on the people”
April 11th, 2008 · 5 Comments
In spite of official recognition of Mugabe’s loss in the parliamentary vote, nearly two weeks later the government is still refusing to release the results of the all-important presidential election, even though independent observers and early official vote counts show the MDC’s Morgan Tsvangirai as the clear winner. Early fears were that Mugabe’s party, […]
Tags: africa · election · news · politics · sad · zimbabwe
mugabe may not have cheated quite enough to steal another election
March 31st, 2008 · No Comments
Zimbabwe’s voters may have finally put an end to Robert Mugabe’s wacky reign of terror, error and kleptocracy.
Results posted outside voting centres seemed to show a landslide win on Saturday for opposition leader Morgan Tsvangirai’s party, but Mugabe’s government has warned that any claims of victory before the official results are released will be treated […]
Tags: africa · darn tootin' · election · news · politics · zimbabwe
obama points out elephant in room, then blows it up
March 19th, 2008 · 1 Comment
UPDATE: NPR says this speech has supplanted the usual drunken cats and Star Wars fanvids as Youtube’s most viewed video today.
As a Canadian, I really don’t have a vested interest in how the U.S. election turns out — at least, not any more than the other six billion or so people whose lives are inevitably […]
Tags: election · news · obama · opinion · politics
diebold accidentally leaks ‘08 u.s. election results
February 27th, 2008 · No Comments
An excellent bit of satire by the good people at The Onion - and all the more brilliant because it’s not altogether unbelievable.
Diebold, incidentally, builds electronic voting machines for U.S. elections. The machines can apparently be hacked, rigged or otherwise tampered with to ensure a candidate’s victory. Nothing satirical about that - here’s […]
Tags: darn tootin' · diebold · election · news · politics

