If you’re a regular reader around these parts, you may know that I can sometimes be a little harsh when it comes to the fine city of Toronto. So to restore a bit of balance here at flickeringpictures, and as evidence of my journalistic integrity, here’s a positive post for a change — one that portrays the sprawling, constipated cesspool that is Canada’s self-proclaimed capital in the favourable light it occasionally deserves.
This past Saturday, Toronto held an all-night art festival at venues around the city — everything from light shows and funky balloons to interpretive dance and albino-squirrel-knitting. From precisely 6:52 p.m. until sunrise, a million people took in what actually appears to have been a pretty cool event. I have to hand it to you Toronto: unlike your hockey, baseball, soccer and football teams, this doesn’t seem to have sucked at all.
From the CBC:
The attendance has doubled since the event’s inception in 2006, according to organizers, attracting both art lovers and people who wouldn’t ordinarily attend such events.
“It’s just gained so much popularity … we thought, let’s come. Let’s check it out,” said Brian Wilkinson as he stared at Into the Blue, a massive, translucent balloon piece floating above the crowds at the Eaton Centre.
One exhibit, at the fascinating-sounding Bata Shoe Museum, invited art-loving Torontonians to paint-by-numbers on a 12-metre-long picture of feet. Another, called “SNIFF, LICK, PINCH, NIBBLE, SWALLOW,” explored “the female landscape” and was made entirely out of food. And another one had zombies in it, so extra points there.
Though this year’s event seems to have gone smoothly, the Toronto Star reports that back in 2007 “an installation called Ode To The Porcelain Gods, made up of a gleaming group of toilets,” attracted several art lovers who plopped down, newspapers in hand, to do their business. Working to outdo herself at this year’s event, the public potty art’s creator put 1,000 rubber duckies in a public pond in order to “watch viewers react.” Only in Toronto could something so hip and quirky happen without a permit.
So congratulations, Toronto, on doing a cool thing — even though you stole the idea from us Montrealers, who for six years have held our own way cooler Nuit Blanche — and in the dead of a bone-chilling Canadian February too, to show everyone how badass we are. Really, what’s an all-night city-wide rave/gallery/exhibit/concert/circus/fireworks display/foodfest/torch procession, when you can paint cardboard feet in the dark?
Balloon image via Scotiabank Nuit Blanche Toronto.
Zombie image via the CBC.



4 responses so far ↓
1 B // Oct 6, 2008 at 1:00 pm
So you’ve decided to address your bias by expressing opposing bias? Isn’t that just more bias? …hmmm…
I wasn’t going to say anything, but since you brought it up I want to admit that I find myself deeply offended. Offended that you would for a moment suggest that Toronto was anything but sucky. Yes, I said it –SUCKY!!!
…the albino mice speak for themselves.
Do you know if the zombies are native Torontonians or if they were innocent fools who moved there and suffered the innevitable consequences?
2 BigDaddy // Oct 6, 2008 at 9:49 pm
That’s right. Montrealers ARE badass. But if Toronto is trying to look cool - let them try.
(check this out: http://www.journalism.ryerson.ca/online/masthead/nuitblanche07/OdeToThePorcelainGods/index.html)
As long as the artists continue claiming to be inspired by Boticelli, and as long as people there keep thinking toilets are sexy, I’m sorry to say that dire circumstances only will ever draw me to that city. Otherwise, I’ll only go for my rad cousins, and maybe Chinatown.
3 B // Oct 7, 2008 at 1:31 pm
BD, if you ever have a yearning for Chinatown, Vancouver has the Night Market. Enough said…
4 Gen Di Napoli // Oct 10, 2008 at 1:52 am
Um, what’s with the translucent, spiraling dog turd in the first picture? Is that supposed to be art? Did somebody invite Dash Snow to this festival? (Oh wait, he uses semen. My bad.)
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